Popular Post jbot Posted April 9, 2012 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 (edited) ...I will be giving away my shitty open trailer. I know it doesn't really come close to making up for all the awful retarded shit I post, but hey, it shows I care, right?It's ugly, but very functional (at least, last time i used it, which was last year). It has a 3000lb limit (doubtful) and weighs approx. 300lbs (likely). I forget what size ball it's setup for, but it's smaller than what your mom is used to. Should be 1.5" or 1.75" (whatever the common size is) but it is less than 2".If you don't like your things to be ugly, you'll want to give it a better... umm... "paint job" than I did.The turn/brake light on the rear right side is also a bit goofy... sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Should be a couple bucks to fix. I also recommend doing a grease/repack job.The criteria for eligibility is the following:1. You are doing at least 1 track day this year2. You must pick it up (I ain't delivering a free trailer, biatch!)3. You will actually use it for a while. You won't just get it and resell it within a year. That would be lame. If you do sell it, please donate it to a charity (like air fence, or something with cancer, or put a laughable bounty out for the murder of Kony, or whatever). You could also give it to the next person that needs it.Below are pics (it looks shittier now cause of my "paint job(s)" loololololpost here for your candidacy and how you meet the requirements. posting funniez for the benefit of all is recommended.Oh yeah, trailer is located in Mentor, OH. about 25-30 minutes NE of Cleveland.EDIT: I guess I should put a arbitrary "cut off" date for candidacy posts. Let's make it Weds, April 11th.I still don't know how I'm going to decide who is winrar. it will probably involve a litter of puppies with name tags that have usernames written on them, a curb with peanut butter lathered all over, and a timer. Edited April 9, 2012 by jbot cutoff, puppies challenge 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Well that's just awesome of you man. You'll probably be hitting 5 stars with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaDoc Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 bike actually made the trailer look awesome, PS: no track days here so not for me, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 I will do a track day I promise. Can you deliver it to Grafton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprez55 Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 (edited) I am speechless and extremely impressed with your generosity jinu. I would like to enter, so here are some of teh funniez, enjoy:By the way, I am already signed up for 2 trackdays (per-registered with Motoseries) and would certainly use it. Also, I hope I win Edited April 9, 2012 by imprez55 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 If this gem will hold 2 crotchrockets I would like to enter the running for Jbots sloppy seconds. I will use it to haul liquor and bikes to the Gap in June and Oct and to Putam atleast once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JStump Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Man, this really has me tempted to get a hitch for my mazda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Damn, I'd want this but no track days set yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2talltim Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 I'd Rep you if i could Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 I'd Rep you if i couldDone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 I'm not tracking, lbts glwgafs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 To make up for all 5,000 you might need to throw in a massage with an optional happy ending :notreallyoptional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolWhip Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 That is pretty awesome. Someone should get this and use it to take my bike to Deals Gap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted April 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 I guess I should put a arbitrary "cut off" date for candidacy posts. Let's make it Weds, April 11th.I still don't know how I'm going to decide who is winrar. it will probably involve a litter of puppies with name tags that have usernames written on them, a curb with peanut butter lathered all over, and a timer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Bring me my trailer, I will trade you 50 pounds of puppy meat & will quit pimping out your momma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 I iz Winnar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue03636 Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Man, giving away the rickshaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 If this gem will hold 2 crotchrockets I would like to enter the running for Jbots sloppy seconds. I will use it to haul liquor and bikes to the Gap in June and Oct and to Putam atleast once.¦ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted April 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 ok, i have 2 people that would fit the bill (imprez and midget todd), so i will flip a coin and see who gets it. i'll wait til lunch to make sure there aren't any more stragglers.imprez is heads (cause he's the only white guy i know with such a baller fro)midget todd is tails (cause he has to look at them all day due to his natural sight line and unnatural perversions)if someone else joins the fray, i'll pick a name out of something gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 when is coin flipping commencement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykill Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 We need a live video feed or its fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 I heart you evil Asian humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 Lets not forget I offered to pick up Chipotle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 We need a live video feed or its fixed.This is true. I want to see it live too. I'd prefer you to be wearing a thong and something furry, like a boa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 Hitchin' up the trlr now. Sux 2 B Imprez & MT. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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