Carwhore Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Illegal Lane change (vag to ass) keeps thing interesting. Here's a link for free lube. Just wrap it up for her. Throw it in her lap and say "You trying to see me tonight?" works every time. http://www.astroglide.com/FreeSample.aspI told her i was going to do the Illeagl lane change. At first she was like no no no, now i think like 6-7 beers deep its going down!....Eh I mean In! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Illegal Lane change (vag to ass)shouldnt it be the other way around? that lane change seems perfectly legit to me...illegal would be ass to vag hello infection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 you should get her good and drunk and then let yota have his way with her... nothing sez love like garden gnome lovins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cOoTeR Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 If you don't wanna keep her around for a while you can give her the Houdini.1. Convince girl your going to do her from behind up against a window.2. Hold her hair in a way so that she can't see you and is looking out the window.3. Tell her you going to piihb.4. Switch out with your friend that's been hiding somewhere nearby.5. Your friend then grabs her hair and piihb.6. You sneak off and grab a camera, make sure the flash is on.7. Go outside, step in front of said window and take as many pics as you can. The faces she make will be classic, confusion, fear, anger and hate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 If you don't wanna keep her around for a while you can give her the Houdini.1. Convince girl your going to do her from behind up against a window.2. Hold her hair in a way so that she can't see you and is looking out the window.3. Tell her you going to piihb.4. Switch out with your friend that's been hiding somewhere nearby.5. Your friend then grabs her hair and piihb.6. You sneak off and grab a camera, make sure the flash is on.7. Go outside, step in front of said window and take as many pics as you can. The faces she make will be classic, confusion, fear, anger and hate.that's great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 EVERY girl wants a three-way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 EVERY girl wants a three-way.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw&feature=youtube_gdata_player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 im thinking 1 single red rose. Dinner at Genji's, movie, then use the lube i bought her and piihb.Ding Ding Ding. WinnarMe and her at Country Concert 11Looks who's about to fall asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Looks who's about to fall asleep. i did pass out during a concert, just not that one.I guess my body doesn't like to consume 20 beers in 4 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 i did pass out during a concert, just not that one.I guess my body doesn't like to consume 20 beers in 4 hours.you just need more practice thats all!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Camo lingerie from Buckeye Outdoors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Camo lingerie from Buckeye OutdoorsI may have to do this. She'd like it.Her dad gave her a ar15 for her bday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Tell her dad it's my birthday too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Camo lingerie from Buckeye OutdoorsOh man. I still cant believe you bought that.Nothing like shopping for sexytime camo PJs with your bromance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 I have no shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2talltim Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Me and her at Country Concert 11does your sister know your putting pics. of her on the internet???im remenbering my first date with the wife it was a appointment at auto illusions in newark to have a speaker box installed in my truck, how romantic. Who is El Fabio El Studo now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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