Tpoppa Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Weren't some HD sales techniques leaked last year?Like having a hot chick start chatting you up, by coincidence, at the place the sales person told you to stop for gas on the demo ride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellboy1 Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Weren't some HD sales techniques leaked last year?Like having a hot chick start chatting you up, by coincidence, at the place the sales person told you to stop for gas on the demo ride?This is bad because.......???They can chat all they want still doesn't mean I'm getting a HD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esquinero Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 I think the 1198s changed a lot about these stereotypes.(ie. less maintenance, built to ride and not to be an heirloom) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vf1000ride Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 compute the horsepower per liter, or better yet, horsepower per dollar.(actually I'm legitimately intrigued by what the result of both of those might be. If i get some free time at work, I may throw some rough figures at it)Mine may not the best example as it's the aircooled 1000ds engine. It's a bit low on power compared to the equivelant watercooled superbike. Mines 1000cc putting 86hp and 66ftlbs to the tire. Cost me 12k new in the spring of 2008. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblick Posted June 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Significant difference overlooked in this thread:Nipples on the bitch on the back of a Ducati - north of her navel, pointing forwardNipples on the bitch on the back of a Harley - south of her waistline, pointed at her feetPlease continue...you havent seen my wife then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblick Posted June 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Hoblick is as much a typical HD owner as I am a typical Ducati owner. However' date=' I don't think the stereotype fits the application. I find there are 2 types of motorcycle people, regardless of type, brand, whatevs... Actual riders, and people that happen to own a motorcycle.[/quote']agreed!its just funny i think how the stereotypes go.only reason i brought this topic up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 You trash Ducs,because you can't afford one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 You trash Ducs,because you can't afford one?Look at the butt jewelry in his sig pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 You trash Ducs,because you can't afford one?I thought he was making fun of Harleys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Weren't some HD sales techniques leaked last year? just like their oil! *knee slap* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblick Posted June 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 ....aaaand Ryan's point is made. Case in pointhe sounds like most harley riders loli could afford to buy any bike i wanted.. i bought what i wanted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblick Posted June 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 I thought he was making fun of Harleys... both harleys and ducatis and the similarities at a stereotype stand point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblick Posted June 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Look at the butt jewelry in his sig pic. haahaha but jewelry.. im gonna have to use that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblick Posted June 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 just like their oil! *knee slap* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDy Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 You trash Ducs,because you can't afford one?I must defend my Duc's honor!!! She's a 1999 750SS, (two valve, not a lot of HP). But I paid 2K for her in 2007, she Kelly Bluebooked at 5k then, now keep In mind my first track is later this year, so I can't (won't) comment on that, but from a maintenance standpoint, I have only had her at the dealership to change the oil in the forks, I did the valve shims and belts myself, and it was pretty easy!And yes I know that was a VERY long sentence!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDy Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 The person I bought her off of only road her a season. And claimed the previous PO bought her and rodeHer up the rode and was scared ofIt!! Lol. I've been on smaller bikes that had more pull!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artmageddon Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 you havent seen my wife then Yes, Or my girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedytriple Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigd Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 stereotyping is fun!Coming in late to the party...still on page 3, but that's just damn hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasttuna Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 My advice... ride different kinds of bikes when you get an opportunity! Every bike has different characteristics that might resonate with you. I love the low down torque found with a v twin for street riding... but love the big HP and smoothness of 4's for track days. I'd probably love a triple too... What matters is if you like what you got! Multiple bikes doesn't hurt either! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Coming in late to the party...still on page 3, but that's just damn hilarious.I only see 2 pages. My advice... ride different kinds of bikes when you get an opportunity! Every bike has different characteristics that might resonate with you. I love the low down torque found with a v twin for street riding... but love the big HP and smoothness of 4's for track days. I'd probably love a triple too... What matters is if you like what you got! Multiple bikes doesn't hurt either! :-)Good advice! I should take a ride on a piece of butt jewelry if I get a chance, to see what it's all about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblick Posted July 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 My advice... ride different kinds of bikes when you get an opportunity! Every bike has different characteristics that might resonate with you. I love the low down torque found with a v twin for street riding... but love the big HP and smoothness of 4's for track days. I'd probably love a triple too... What matters is if you like what you got! Multiple bikes doesn't hurt either! :-)i have ridden all kinds of bikesi have probably ridden bikes from all makesand if i had tons of money id own soooo many different bikesa hyper moto or Aprilla RSV for dickiing arouda 848 or new zx6r or R6 for the tracka Vrod Muscle for burnouts lolStreet Bob as a bar hopper type bikektm adventure 990 for some offroadingi could go on and on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bambam Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 As requested... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent2406 Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 My advice... ride different kinds of women when you get an opportunity! Every woman has different characteristics that might resonate with you. I love the low down torque found with twin sisters for street riding... but love the big booty and smoothness of anal sex for track days. I'd probably love a triple Cleveland Steamer too... What matters is if you like what you got! Multiple hookers doesn't hurt either! :-)Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducati guy Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Ryan, you know you want to go out and buy a ducati and wear ducati clothes.No need to lie to us any more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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