Scruit Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 I don't get these Maury ect shows with the paternity tests. Either way bitch is still a whore.Agreed. It is the act of cheating that threatens the relationship, not "who the father is" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 I don't think I've ever called some place and the automated phone system has ever had the option I needed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Well I'm not allowed to anymore. So enjoy having your fun now :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Well I'm not allowed to anymore. So enjoy having your fun nowHey now! Turn that frown upside down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 I don't think I've ever called some place and the automated phone system has ever had the option I needed...Guess it depends on what option you needed. "Account Balance" they usually have. But "Please send a midget girl to my house to rub my feet with nutella"... eh, you're probably going to have to select "All other questions" for that one, you sick, sick puppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Guess it depends on what option you needed. "Account Balance" they usually have. But "Please send a midget girl to my house to rub my feet with nutella"... eh, you're probably going to have to select "All other questions" for that one, you sick, sick puppy.Nice. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 between trying to cook and clean for my memorial even tomorrow night plus having a commercial shoot tomorrow afternoon and trying to pack for nashville this weekend. I may not get any sleep the next 2 nights and super stressed out as hell. The only thing I am looking forward is laying in a bed friday night curled up with a special someone and of course lots of drinking on sat! YAY WHISKEY WEEKEND! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photos by Marty Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 It's going to be one of those days I can tell. Got a wake up call at 300am via my youngest who threw up. So today is stay at home with the kid day and I'm still getting work done for my full time job. The worst part about it, I'll get no appreciation from my boss for doing work from home while dealing with a sick kid.Damn it's time to find a new job and soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Picked up my engine mount for the CTS, installing today! Can't wait to have this thing riding smooth again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 My Boss - Ed, you seem pretty loaded down with a lot of tasks. You need to offload your lower priority tasks to the people who report to you.Me - The majority of what I am doing it training those people to be able to do those "Lower Priority" tasks. Once they are up to speed, then my workload will be less.My Boss - Why don't you put more time into that, then? Me - We should be allowed to carry cattle prods so we can let idiots around us know when they are being stupid!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 My Boss - Ed, you seem pretty loaded down with a lot of tasks. You need to offload your lower priority tasks to the people who report to you.Me - The majority of what I am doing it training those people to be able to do those "Lower Priority" tasks. Once they are up to speed, then my workload will be less.My Boss - Why don't you put more time into that, then? Me - We should be allowed to carry cattle prods so we can let idiots around us know when they are being stupid!!!!Or we could just smack them across the back of the head. That's what I normally do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Or we could just smack them across the back of the head. That's what I normally do.yeah, but even in Texas, they prosecute you for assault....just like you did it to a real human being.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 yeah, but even in Texas, they prosecute you for assault....just like you did it to a real human being....It's only assault if you leave a mark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 It's only assault if you leave a mark!I bench over 300, and have studied many martial arts, and have a super-sized box of anger management issues....I might do more than leave a mark, hence the wanting to use cattle prods! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rawlins87 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 I bench over 300, and have studied many martial arts, and have a super-sized box of anger management issues....I might do more than leave a mark, hence the wanting to use cattle prods!Is that supposed to be a lot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 ^^^ When you only weight 200, and are over 40, that ain't bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 ^^^ When you only weight 200, and are over 40, that ain't bad.:plus1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Is that supposed to be a lot?He didn't say how much over 300, for all we know he may bench 1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 definitely over 9000seriously, have you seen all that porn he has? his forearms have got to be gigantic. probably big enough to name them... maybe "Curly" and "Stranger" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 just the right one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 the 2nd best form of birth control has got to be babysitting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 Why do only some manufacturers put manual transmissions in only a few of their base models? I would pay more for a stick in every one of my vehicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachic Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 Hell yay Nashville!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 So I'm pooping and as my ass was burning I suddenly remembered eating buffalo wings the night before. When I wiped the sesame seed looked familiar, just like the ones on the burger I had for lunch. The blood I don't remember, I guess vampires do exist and I am secretly a vampire at night. I can confirm that we don't sparkle in the light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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