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Lawrence1
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No, not prostate trouble but with a early morning pee boner. Trying to aim it in the bowl, I'm all hunched over with my head over the reservoir pushing on the boner like some kind of contortionist. Is this some kind of cruel joke? Sitting down is not an option. What do you do to avoid pissing all over the toilet and having to clean it up?

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Well, I don't have a shower in my bedroom, just a sink and toilet. Good answer though, I'll just have to make the trip down the hall. So the shower is just like one big urinal. Those of you with a spouse or life partner, how do you explain running the shower in the middle of the night?

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55 minutes ago, Lawrence1 said:

 Those of you with a spouse or life partner, how do you explain running the shower in the middle of the night?

If you have a spouse and you do not know what to do with a boner

your not to smart

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