What kind of sportbike rider are you?

[330racing]

Saw this, thought it was funny.  Which are you?  Sorry if this was posted already .....didn't look.

 

[TimTheAzn]

Dank Whoolies Bro.

[whaler]

Spot on, although he forgot the garage queen bikers that can never make time to ride.

[JustinNck1]

There is also a Part 2 and Part 3, and a car guys one from the same guy. I shared them a while back, pretty funny stuff.

[330racing]

I thought someone may have

[tall_tracy]

But what about women riders?? And I guess I'm #2 now... Ducati + Dainese... lol

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[jschaf]

OK. Which category do you fall into? I didn't see a group for me or the guys I ride with, but I have met some that would fit into some of the profiles pretty good.

[Tonik]

12 minutes ago, Isaac's Papa said:

I don't own Dianese anything. ?

Good for you, that shit is so yesterday.

[Vagabound]

Medina is my old stomping ground. Unfortunately four hour round trip puts me out. I'd like to see what the Ape does on a dyno. 

What's wrong with Dianese, chumps! I just can't get into that Icon poser shit. 

[Wolfman1]

Where is #10? Harley Parade Riders, almost always riding in parade fashion and going 10mph below the speed limit.  Sure your shit looks good, even though it's loud and doesn't go anywhere fast.  If your getting passed on the dragon by a cyclist, you must surely be a Harley parade rider!

[snot]

#1

300 enough

[what]

#5 guilty

 

actually double guilty, I own a street triple and an sv650.

 

Edited July 28, 2016 by what

[vf1000ride]

I fall into about 5 of those categories, dangit WTF. 

#2,all of my bikes are Euro. two Italian, one British

#3 been to the dragon a bunch and found plenty of roads that are as good or better with way less traffic.

#4 I do have the sport touring and always talking Atgatt. 

#5 had to buy the Triumph sprint because my Ducati is so friggin uncomfortable for the long trips.  It's hard to turn 2 or 3, 400-500 mile days back to back on a sportbike.

#9 yep, fully decked out cafe racer in the garage.  Good thing I wrench on all my own gear so it stays running.

[330racing]

3 hours ago, 0hi0 said:

 

What's wrong with Dianese, chumps! I just can't get into that Icon poser shit. 

Best fitting helmet I own is an Icon Alliance.  Owned several of them. Quality is great for the money

[motocat12]

3 hours ago, Wolfman1 said:

Where is #10? Harley Parade Riders, almost always riding in parade fashion and going 10mph below the speed limit.  Sure your shit looks good, even though it's loud and doesn't go anywhere fast.  If your getting passed on the dragon by a cyclist, you must surely be a Harley parade rider!

You classify Harleys as sportbikes?

[Wojo72]

#5 I suppose.

[Kritz]

I'm fast. My friends call me "chicane" I'm not sure what that means though.

[Wolfman1]

15 hours ago, motocat12 said:

You classify Harleys as sportbikes?

Buell doesn't count?  Ok, I guess I should have left the Harley out, but have seen plenty of riders in parade fashion going 10 mph below the speed limit holding up traffic.

Edited July 28, 2016 by Wolfman1

[jschaf]

9 hours ago, Isaac's Papa said:

@jschaf, you fall under "squid". 

Thanks for clarifying.

[Lawrence1]

"Chicken strips so juicy the Colonel called"

[vf1000ride]

Track days bro, chicken strips are only for street riders bro. 

[DerekClouser]

On 7/27/2016 at 0:34 PM, whaler said:

Spot on, although he forgot the garage queen bikers that can never make time to ride. aka Bad321 

FIFY

[DerekClouser]

On 7/27/2016 at 7:13 PM, Wolfman1 said:

Where is #10? Harley Parade Riders, almost always riding in parade fashion and going 10mph below the speed limit.  Sure your shit looks good, even though it's loud and doesn't go anywhere fast.  If your getting passed on the dragon by a cyclist, you must surely be a Harley parade rider!

 

21 hours ago, Wolfman1 said:

Buell doesn't count?  Ok, I guess I should have left the Harley out, but have seen plenty of riders in parade fashion going 10 mph below the speed limit holding up traffic.

I think they covered that with #7.  

[o-no-moto]

#8. On the pt2 video.

[progrmr]

I didnt't see it in the video, but I'm "100 in the straights, 10 in the turns" guy...I just never learned to corner quickly.