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[zx3vfr]

Keep it classy Pike county. 

 

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/hooker-demands-nachos-648319

[motocat12]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-38153434

Australian man's 'breast implant' find revealed as jellyfish.

+Rep to whoever grabs a jellyfish and lets me know how much it feels like an implant.

[motocat12]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/12/11/ransomware_offer_pay_us_a_770_ransom_or_infect_two_friends/

"friends" , ransom affiliate program

[motocat12]

http://www.pravdareport.com/news/business/companies/12-12-2016/136389-russia_fonts-0/

Russia loses Times New Roman and Arial because of sanctions 

[motocat12]

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-38592089

People hired to handle "objectionable material" reports at microsoft claim they weren't protected against PTSD.

[motocat12]

NSFW Miidgets

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4107126/Disturbing-moment-bull-MOUNTS-female-bullfighter-knocking-ground-middle-fight.html?mwv_rm=rta-fallback

[Casper]

1 minute ago, motocat12 said:

NSFW Miidgets

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4107126/Disturbing-moment-bull-MOUNTS-female-bullfighter-knocking-ground-middle-fight.html?mwv_rm=rta-fallback

Nope. Not clicking. 

[motocat12]

Good reason for only giving the back of the finger salute, photo fingerprint identity theft.

https://phys.org/news/2017-01-japan-fingerprint-theft-peace.html

[Wandering Soul]

10 hours ago, motocat12 said:

Good reason for only giving the back of the finger salute, photo fingerprint identity theft.

https://phys.org/news/2017-01-japan-fingerprint-theft-peace.html

Easily foiled.  Gloves.

[motocat12]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/06/two-men-caught-having-sex-on-shops-display-bed-may-have-given-officers-scabies-6431834/#mv-a

 

BedBath&Bodies, City named Nutley, Holding Pot,Scabies, public sex, Names suppressed due to insurance law?

[motocat12]

http://nypost.com/2017/02/27/isis-thugs-strapped-a-bomb-to-this-puppy/

[what]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/06/george-hw-bushs-comrades-eaten-japanese-pow-guards/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

Man the Telegraph sucks. "Article originally published in 2003."

 

Still a crazy story. 

Edited March 8, 2017 by what

[motocat12]

$500,000 to mother of teen who broke her legs when she sledded into a fence on school property on a non-school day supervised by her grandfather.

http://www.omaha.com/news/metro/la-vista-sledding-accident-lawsuit-settled-for/article_87818a12-7f47-5290-8700-9467ebdec009.html

[Tonik]

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-meth-fights-cops-masturbating-police-article-1.1557876

 

[motocat12]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/cards-against-humanity-creator-vows-181615589.html

 

Cards Against Humanity Creator Vows To Purchase-Publish Browsing History Of U.S. Representatives

Edited April 1, 2017 by motocat12

[motocat12]

http://www.waaytv.com/appnews/huntsville-man-nearly-gets-electrocuted-after-sleeping-with-phone-on/article_8b633406-1407-11e7-96a3-ff4781f81c7c.html

Huntsville man nearly gets electrocuted after sleeping with phone on charger + dog tags + extension cord

Edited April 1, 2017 by motocat12

[motocat12]

girl in pancakes now this in the same week!

http://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/Man-dies-trying-to-eat-giant-doughnut-11047491.php

[motocat12]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/04/11/ohio-woman-charged-with-raping-robbing-male-taxi-driver.html

Edited April 11, 2017 by motocat12

[motocat12]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-12/mans-thumb-burnt-off-torch-pizza-restaurant-insurance/8440176 

Paid arsonist burned off his thumb at the scene but it still had enough of a fingerprint to finger him...

[motocat12]

getting old leads to risk of death.

Some researcher needs slapped.

https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/grey-hair-linked-increased-risk-heart-disease-men-163121232.html

[motocat12]

https://www.fastcompany.com/40400920/one-san-francisco-politician-is-exploring-a-tax-on-robots

[motocat12]

https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/35048370/man-sues-after-breaking-skull-neck-and-spine-racing-virtual-cathy-freeman/

[motocat12]

granny gets 3 life sentences for dressing up as a witch and terrorizing grand daughter

http://abc7amarillo.com/news/nation-world/oklahoma-grandmother-gets-life-in-prison-for-terrorizing-granddaughter

[just_some_dude]

https://in.news.yahoo.com/washington-married-couple-struggling-conceive-043900321.html

I'm surprised to not find this one on fmylfe.com.

Update: Appears to likely be fake :). The article was sketchy to begin with, but I was so shocked to care... Good job fake news, good job...

Edited April 17, 2017 by just_some_dude

[Strictly Street]

19 hours ago, just_some_dude said:

https://in.news.yahoo.com/washington-married-couple-struggling-conceive-043900321.html

I'm surprised to not find this one on fmylfe.com.

Update: Appears to likely be fake :). The article was sketchy to begin with, but I was so shocked to care... Good job fake news, good job...

Confirmed fake: http://perfscience.com/content/2145491-biological-twins-ivf-treatment-news-mississippi-turns-out-be-hoax

It was just too wierd to start with