Deep thinking

[HeavyDuty]

I had the day off today and was sitting around drinking some Reds Apple Ale and really doing some Deep thinking and I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.

Time for another beer.

[Triumph]

I cannot argue with your logic other than the fact that you get something in return for having another baby.  Then again, the anguish of dealing with diaper changes, terrible 2's, lack of any attention whatsoever and then a mouthy teenager...if you add all that together its still not as bad as taking a foot to the nachos.  Your point stands.

[smccrory]

I refuse to side with HeavyDuty on account that I wouldn't want to get kicked in the nuts by a woman in labor.

[Gump]

Either way getting kicked in the nuts sucks more since we get nothing out of it. Selfish bitches.