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ScubaCinci

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ScubaCinci last won the day on October 20 2018

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About ScubaCinci

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    Skywriting Proofreader
  • Birthday 08/21/1972

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    Joe
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    NE Cincinnati
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    2016 BMW S1000XR, 2009 XR650L

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  1. ScubaCinci

    I have MS

    Sorry to hear that man...that seemed to come on very quickly. Is that normal?
  2. Nice - OK to meet up on Thursday noon at Iron Pony?
  3. I can be up in the cbus area this week except Mon & Tues eve and Wed morning. Probably this weekend too depending on the time.
  4. I came across these recently and had not heard them before... A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment building. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes of flirting, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It has to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100 percent natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere, how can you say the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside when you heard someone coming... that was me" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.” To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker to help make ends meet. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you’ve got any questions, I’ll be parked around the corner”. She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?” She says, “A hundred dollars”. He says, “All I got is thirty. She says, “Hold on”, and runs back to Harry and asks, “What can he get for thirty?” “A hand job”, Harry replies. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his pants and out pops a HUGE penis. She stares at it for a second, and then says, “I’ll be right back!” She runs back to Harry and says, “Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?”
  5. ScubaCinci

    Check Ya Nuts

    Damn dude, just saw this...glad you caught it and everything is good.
  6. Sounds good, I'll update the post if I sell them.
  7. I can meet around N. Columbus some time, I can always use a trip to the Pony. My schedule is pretty flexible.
  8. as Tonik said late September/early Oct seems to be almost ideal because it's the end of riding season for many and the leaf peepers aren't out in force yet. I'd be interested also depending on the timing.
  9. Thanks guys. Bill, I do the annual car trip with the wife and friends down there that weekend. My wife has a new BMW M2 convertible this year 😀 Thanks for the invite though...I miss the ride every year. I usually run into Greg B who lives down the block and he usually mentions it.
  10. ScubaCinci

    I'm back...

    Back from my 2 week trip to the UK but as we were leaving town, my dad passed. 😪 Fortunately, he wanted to be cremated and I have a lot of family from out of town, mostly NY, so my family scheduled the memorial service for this weekend when we were back which also gives family time to make it here. Also, for those I was friends with on FB, I deleted my FB account. Between all of the religious and political crap, the ever increasing ads, and the fact that they are whoring out our personal data with reckless abandon (watch the Great Hack on Netflix), I had enough. So, I didn't block or unfriend you (I've had some friend ask). Between the weather, the knee surgery, vacation and other commitments, I've gotten the bike out all of 2 times this year which is pretty fucking pathetic - especially since I am currently voluntarily unemployed (one of the reasons was to help care for my parents). I may need to do a fall trip somewhere this year.
  11. Laser Lite plugs... @Tonik introduced me to them and I had used a variety of other before. These never get uncomfortable and expand relatively quickly. I've shared them with some friends at concerts and they have all really liked them. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0007XJOLG
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