To be brought out of the dark, into the light of sex toys,poor girl must have been embarrassed. But that was way to funny:lol: Bet they will be in hiding for along time..... like a mushroom.
Take him for a ride, and when he starts acting like a dick, turn around and leave him where ever. If He ask why you left, tell him you value your life and that your not interested in seeing human ground hamburger.