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So first off, fuck @SpecialEd He questioned my latest physical lab results and jinxed me. The actual appointment didn't go so well. During the exam it was discovered that one of my nuts was not like the other, it was enlarged. Now those of you that have seen me ride know I have seriously big balls. But they should be the same size. When they are not it means one thing, testicular cancer. So never really sick, no operations and bam I got the big C. I can tell you, that feeling really sucked. Ultrasound by a hot lab tech confirmed it was a tumor. Would have been really cool having a hot lab tech rubbing my nuts with lube if it hadn't been for the circumstances. Next was blood work and and a full body CT scan which got us our first good news. No traces of cancer in the blood and no signs of cancer elsewhere. Within a week of the physical I am at the surgery center to have my nut cut off. Scared to fucking death, never been down this road. Kicked my wife out for a sec and had my son swear he would take care of her if I died on the table. Had to walk myself into the OR, that was hard. Did not want to go through that door. Fuck do they keep ORs cold. Already had an IV in, get on the table and the anesthesiologist says he just gave me the juice. Don't remember anything after he said that. Wake up, mind is clear as a bell which I didn't expect. Pain was not too bad actually. They don't take it the way you would expect. I figured an incision on the sac and pull it out. Instead they put a two inch incision in your groin and pull it out from the inside. I suspect that is to make sure they get it out intact and don't bust loose any cancer cells. Few days later the pain kicks in. I learned real fast everything you do uses your groin muscles. So everything you do hurts. So at that point I jumped on the Oxy for a few days. Went back to work 6 days afterwards. No heavy lifting or motorcycling. Took a few days for the pathology on the tumor. It was stage 1, so it has not spread. Second round of blood work and no tumor tracers in the blood. Follow up Cats every 3 months for the next 2 years to be sure. So I am good, you fuckers are stuck with me. Can't say enough about using the Cleveland Clinic. I got appointments, lab work and surgery and test results insanely fast. Not having to wait and wonder helped with my sanity. The main point of this post is guys, you need to Check Ya Nuts. I didn't know this. We have to check them just like women check their breasts. And this is not an old man's disease, very rare at my age. It hits men 25 to 35 the most. Found out several young dudes at work only have one nut. FYI, there were a few OR peeps that were on a group text the day of surgery so Deb could keep them posted. After they got the all clear they busted out in one nut jokes. I warned them, they continued and I threatened them with a pic of my one remaining nut if they didn't stop. They didn't stop and they got a pic of my nut. I still have that pic and am not afraid to use it. You have been warned.

Jen: Is this obscure code for something? LOL

Tried to follow Nathan @Limitedslip7 for about 1/2 a lap - that didn't work out. Then @DerekClouser comes flying by me at 2:59. Still a fun day hanging out and riding.

Glad it worked out, wingnut. Name change is in order. I’ll text ben.

I was rubbing my balls for that entire post.

I just got home from a 300 mile ride. I took my usual backroad route to Zanesville. I took 146 east to 284 south to 78. 78 to 216 north to 595 south to 278 into Nelsonville. From there I jumped on 33 and took it to Logan for a snack at Wendy’s. Followed 664 south to 374 north and then back to 33 and headed home. It was a hot one, but it was still a nice day on some good roads.

Meet at Bolivar DQ at 8:00 and rolling by 8:15. Pace will be unnecessarily excessive. Route isn't determined, but it will be twisty and the stops infrequent. No whining allowed.

Damn. You sure know how to sell a good time.

Fuel pump was shipped today. I may be in for this. If you’ll be stopping at least within say 120 miles or so.

Not in Florida, they don't care. They also don't allow those silly little "no guns allowed here" signs. I've never seen even one.

Excellent question. It was my right nut that was removed. I expected to kind of see a left nut where it used to be and an empty sac on the right. But what it looks like is kinda like one sac, and one nut...no empty sac and it kind of hangs mostly in the middle. A tad to the left but not much.

Yeah. Keep your rolling pin in your pants or she is gonna drag it across the cheese grater.

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A day at the track beats a day in the office, any day of the week.

From the kitchen..... First off I don't own any guns or carry them in the kitchen, too hot. But, if I did I would hide it under my apron. If the muffin man tries to take my dough I will defend myself. I got to make the sammiches and need bread. As for Walmart, I do not step foot inside of them unless I am forced. Oh, and just because you have a CHL does not mean you own a CCW. ....bread is burning...gotta go...

So does this mean 50% more hate or 50% less? Glad it worked out Jim.

I think it's disgusting that all of you guys have those licenses to carry handguns. Ohio never should have issued them and I can't wait until they take them away.

Yes, if the interaction is directly with/about you. Not just a casual meeting like in line together or similar

That is the classic PETA modus operandi, though.

And another thing, what have any of you done to protect or expand our gun rights. And no, whining on the internet does not count. I on the other hand have shown up at a park in Cleveland Heights with a few hundred other peeps with our weapons when the city tried to ban guns in the parks. Then we kicked in a couple of hundred each to sue their asses. We won, and got our money back. Then we used it to sue Cleveland when they passed a gun registry law and some other stupid shit. Won and got our money back. Then we hit Oberlin. Same result. You 's are welcome. And I will call my permit what ever the fuck I want. Eventually all the people like me are going to get old and die. And you all will be here whining about stuff and not making a difference about a god damn thing.