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What should be a killable offense is you nasty fuckers that fart on the plane. Three fucking lavatories and you just sit there...shitting your pants like the curry-eating fucks you are. Ought to be legal to toss you out the door. Nasty little bastards.

From the kitchen..... First off I don't own any guns or carry them in the kitchen, too hot. But, if I did I would hide it under my apron. If the muffin man tries to take my dough I will defend myself. I got to make the sammiches and need bread. As for Walmart, I do not step foot inside of them unless I am forced. Oh, and just because you have a CHL does not mean you own a CCW. ....bread is burning...gotta go...

I just got home from a 300 mile ride. I took my usual backroad route to Zanesville. I took 146 east to 284 south to 78. 78 to 216 north to 595 south to 278 into Nelsonville. From there I jumped on 33 and took it to Logan for a snack at Wendy’s. Followed 664 south to 374 north and then back to 33 and headed home. It was a hot one, but it was still a nice day on some good roads.

Oh boy, All kinds of tinfoil hats in this thread.

Exactly. I carry all the time. I don’t need anyone knowing I’m armed until I’m forced to engage them as a target. Why give up your element of surprise and defense

So first off, fuck @SpecialEd He questioned my latest physical lab results and jinxed me. The actual appointment didn't go so well. During the exam it was discovered that one of my nuts was not like the other, it was enlarged. Now those of you that have seen me ride know I have seriously big balls. But they should be the same size. When they are not it means one thing, testicular cancer. So never really sick, no operations and bam I got the big C. I can tell you, that feeling really sucked. Ultrasound by a hot lab tech confirmed it was a tumor. Would have been really cool having a hot lab tech rubbing my nuts with lube if it hadn't been for the circumstances. Next was blood work and and a full body CT scan which got us our first good news. No traces of cancer in the blood and no signs of cancer elsewhere. Within a week of the physical I am at the surgery center to have my nut cut off. Scared to fucking death, never been down this road. Kicked my wife out for a sec and had my son swear he would take care of her if I died on the table. Had to walk myself into the OR, that was hard. Did not want to go through that door. Fuck do they keep ORs cold. Already had an IV in, get on the table and the anesthesiologist says he just gave me the juice. Don't remember anything after he said that. Wake up, mind is clear as a bell which I didn't expect. Pain was not too bad actually. They don't take it the way you would expect. I figured an incision on the sac and pull it out. Instead they put a two inch incision in your groin and pull it out from the inside. I suspect that is to make sure they get it out intact and don't bust loose any cancer cells. Few days later the pain kicks in. I learned real fast everything you do uses your groin muscles. So everything you do hurts. So at that point I jumped on the Oxy for a few days. Went back to work 6 days afterwards. No heavy lifting or motorcycling. Took a few days for the pathology on the tumor. It was stage 1, so it has not spread. Second round of blood work and no tumor tracers in the blood. Follow up Cats every 3 months for the next 2 years to be sure. So I am good, you fuckers are stuck with me. Can't say enough about using the Cleveland Clinic. I got appointments, lab work and surgery and test results insanely fast. Not having to wait and wonder helped with my sanity. The main point of this post is guys, you need to Check Ya Nuts. I didn't know this. We have to check them just like women check their breasts. And this is not an old man's disease, very rare at my age. It hits men 25 to 35 the most. Found out several young dudes at work only have one nut. FYI, there were a few OR peeps that were on a group text the day of surgery so Deb could keep them posted. After they got the all clear they busted out in one nut jokes. I warned them, they continued and I threatened them with a pic of my one remaining nut if they didn't stop. They didn't stop and they got a pic of my nut. I still have that pic and am not afraid to use it. You have been warned.

Thanks. Make sure he understands, that if I didn't go for my yearly I would have been dead.

Absolutely correct. However I’m sure he’ll disagree.

I don't own any guns.

And another thing, what have any of you done to protect or expand our gun rights. And no, whining on the internet does not count. I on the other hand have shown up at a park in Cleveland Heights with a few hundred other peeps with our weapons when the city tried to ban guns in the parks. Then we kicked in a couple of hundred each to sue their asses. We won, and got our money back. Then we used it to sue Cleveland when they passed a gun registry law and some other stupid shit. Won and got our money back. Then we hit Oberlin. Same result. You 's are welcome. And I will call my permit what ever the fuck I want. Eventually all the people like me are going to get old and die. And you all will be here whining about stuff and not making a difference about a god damn thing.

Concealed is concealed. 🤷🏻‍♂️ FTP

Speaking of smells on a plane. I had a bag of beef jerky on a flight to Vegas one time. A flight attendant told me a passenger ask her to ask me if I could not open it anymore because the smell was making her nauseous. I left it closed because well I'm not a total dick and I was ask nicely. While exiting the plane I stopped to figure out where the pisser was and a woman walked by with a PETA shirt on. I'm betting it was her. Had I know that I would have passed the bag around for all the share.

I used to correct people on that. I got tired of beating that dead horse years ago. Now I just make sure I have all the extra clips I would need with that energy.

Sometimes it's nice to stand up after 6 hours on a plane 🤷🏻‍♂️

Only in a fascist police state, but... yeah.

All you little dick fuckheads shouldn't be carrying guns anyway they aren't safe, think of the children. What are you compensating for anyway, bunch of sissies.

OC is likely to lead to unwanted attention and hassles. If the police get a call about "a guy with a gun" they are going to respond. You'll probably get your chance to explain your open carry rights in person. It's also disruptive. There was a guy that would open carry at the Car Wash I used to own (in not the best part of town). It made my other customers uncomfortable, some of them spoke to me about it. Some I never saw again. I asked the guy not to open carry at my business, he was fine with it. Am I carrying? What am I carrying? That's no one's business but mine.

I love this one. Never understood why everyone stands up. Like what's the fucking hurry to wait your turn to file out row by row?

By the way why do you have a new profile Dustin? @CJ74U2NV @flashesbuck

I saw them on their farewell tour. 1989.

I absolutely support no open carry. IMO the ones that open carry are attention whores simply trying to look like a bad ass. You induce panic among some and make yourself the first target to those wishing to do harm.

In Ohio anybody can legally post a sign and prevent you from carrying a firearm. Just because Walmart added their name to the list doesn't affect me because I haven't stepped foot in a Walmart in almost 10 years as it is.

Welcome back, 👍