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Soooo.... I have realized I don't ride my pani that much... first year I Rode it 3000 miles.. second 566... it was pathetic actually. I was sad.. I've been coaching so much I never rode her.. but she beckons... and she beckons hard.. needless to say.. a choice had to be made... and today.. I let her go.... my beautiful Bianca 2013 1199 base abs... but remember ducati she Beckons... and my R6 didn't wanna be the only track whore 2012 1199 S pure track my first personal touch

Pepper sprayed myself once. Found a perfume sprayer thing tucked away above refrigerator. Thinking the wife had bought some expensive ass perfume and was hiding it from me. In my blind rage and thinking this shit had better smell good I sprayed it into the air then breathed in deep. I thought my chest was going to explode, nose burning and running like someone turned on a snot faucet. Eyes started watering then rubbing mace back into my eyes. All while thinking who would wear this shit. Finally it dawned on me that I had just maced myself. Some how I managed not to wake anyone up in my agony. So I asked my wife the next day why there was mace in the cupboard. Turns out it was for the daughter to use. She got a big kick out of my ordeal.

I was Maced back in the late 80's, when it was MACE. X-mas time in a shopping mall parking lot in Tucson, AZ. Saw a lady with her arms full of bags going to her car and she dropped something, so being a nice person, I picked it up and called out to her, "Ma'am" as I was trying to catch up to her...she spun and had the mace spraying across my face before she realized it was a 90 lb white boy.... That was just as bad(due to immediately hitting the face and eyes) as being the CS gas chamber in Basic. Was the last guy in line to exit the room after removing masks, so I got the full effect. Also been tazed with a civilian stunner. My Brother-in-law managed a strip club in New Castle, and after fixing their computer I was hanging out with him and the strippers....and he had the stun gun and said "Hey, does this hurt?" and zapped me! Knocked me off the chair....just glad I didn't shit or piss myself.

Lawyers on that.My fuzz buster went off just before about halfway thru the curve and seconds before there was a line of sight between him and I. There were tree branches and other curves between him and I. I'm at the top of the hill he's at the bottom. He had to be a at least a 1/4 mile away when there was line of sight and the fuzz buster went off. Maybe he clocked a large bird. I didnt think anything of it when when it went off. I wasn't speeding.

i dubbed this one the BROtege

haters gonna hate

No but I put Dave's Insanity sauce on pizza. Close enough. Sent from my SPH-L720T using Tapatalk

Yeah did it for USMC non lethal and crowd control. Worst pain of my entire life. Mace does not equal pepper spray. Holy hell.

^Came here to post this! The next owner is really going to appreciate all these mods in a year. Nice car man. I'm jelly.

Awesome. Trying to get my wife on board about bringing my ZX6R in the house for winter. It's not going well.

You're completely ignoring the whole 'i fucked my partners wife while he was in a coma during the zombie apocalypse and then tried to flex on him when he showed back up' aspect of the Shane hate-parade. And Shane was just a dick...he was a shitty leader and shot whats-his-face in the leg to save his own hide. Rick at least cares about the lives of everyone in his group and is willing to do what it takes to preserve his tribe.

love this..

Gotta go with my grandfathers trick with dish soap. Squirt a generous amount of dish soap into a open container and put some water in. Slowly mix, you don't want suds. Use a small paint brush and run it around the beads and the valve stem. Leak will blow up a large bubble. Works every time! That's how I found a small nail in one of my tires.

Think that's because it was still early no one then understood what you have to do to survive.. Shane got it from the beginning.. he still was a bit more extreme than rick and Rick keeps some morality around.. but that's my 2 cents.. they all now understand how the new world works

the second i saw the bike i turned it up to make sure it didn't sound like a harley. i bet they got a bunch of complaints.

i don't know why anyone builds cars when a $25k bike can pull those numbers.

Several times. Haven't decided if the cops that respond with us just have bad aim or hate me

I have a Spidi Norick Abe two piece suit. Never down. I have Kevlar jeans and a Vanson vented jacket, and that's what I use for all the street now, and a one piece for the track. Haven't taken the Spidi out in two years. If you're interested, welcome to pm me, or look me up on FB. Roland Millington